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Marissa's Nails RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Rec Center RIG
Retention Improvement Gear that keeps your Pit Vipers on your face while you’re pickling balls, doing chair yoga, playing bingo, and whatever else your local rec center offers- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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The Food Court RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Sport Beer Rig
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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The Mini Bar Belt Merika
The Butt Bar Beer Belt is back and smaller than ever. Carry an entire mini bar on your chest, back, or bum. Be on the frontline of fashion, ready to assist your friends or yourself in any emergency. Soon, airplane carts will be a...- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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Snowmachine Flag
WARNING: Flying this flag may attract an onslaught of party people. 3 x 5 feet (not inches).- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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Beer Flag
Whoever told you that drinking beer doesn’t make you cool was wrong (unless you’re under your country’s legal drinking age or the carbonation hurts your tummy or you just don’t want to drink beer). Let people know you’re cool by flying a flag that...- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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Actualbush Sport Denim Court Short
Looks like denim, feels like spandex… almost. These acid washed, elastic waisted, stretchy denim sex magnets contort to every split, jumping jack, and zumba move all while looking good enough to wear at your grandma’s canasta night.- $22.20
$74.00- $22.20
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Sport Beer Pocket Tee
100% Cotton. 99.69% Preshrunk. 420% It has a pocket.- $11.70
$39.00- $11.70
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Sport Beer Crop Tee
Win responsibly in the official crop top of Sport Beer. 100% Cotton. Navel coverage not guaranteed.- $11.70
$39.00- $11.70
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The Pearl Necklace RIG
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is, these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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The Eggplant Firmcase
It’s a Firmcase that looks like an eggplant. What else do you want me to say?- $7.20
$24.00- $7.20
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High Roller Chain Rig
Retention Improvement Gear (RIG). No matter how high the adventure is these bad boys guarantee a strong connection between your Pit Vipers and your pretty face.- $2.70
$9.00- $2.70
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Death By Coconut Groomer
🧱Structured corduroy🧶100% Cotton🤸♂️Adjustable slide zip strap and chin strap🪡Embroidered- $10.20
$34.00- $10.20
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